A List of the Best (Worst) Background Check Pickup Lines

 Tired of using the same pickup lines over and over without success?   Need help with some witty pickup lines to ‘up your game’?  Don’t worry, we got your back…

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Just for fun our President and Founder, Kandi Chapman compiled a list of the best (worst) background check pickup lines of all time, just in time for Valentines Day.  Enjoy!

1. Baby got back…ground checks.
2. I’d love to get some adverse ACTION on with you!
3. Your background check came back clean, but boy, I hope YOU are dirty.
4. Hey baby, make sure you sign this release form before disclosing.
5. I’m not trying to impress you, but I can be compliant to your desires.
6. Hey Sexy, I’ve Fel-on for you.
7. If I check your references, will I find you to be a stellar performer?
8. I’d like you to sign this consent form so I can check you out?
9. Mama, you put the OH in the  E.E.O.C
10. I’d like to verify you in 10 different ways.
11. Sugar, let me just show you my best practices guide.
12. Girl, I am F.C.R.A.-zy for you.
13. Baby are you a safe driver? Because you are driving me wild.
14. Honey, I have eighteen years of experience and a resume to prove it.
15. I have great organizational skills and always stay on top of things.  Would you like to be one of those things?
16. This line of questioning really makes me want to pull out my rap sheet.

Do you have some funny and witty background check pickup lines to share?  Be sure to tweet them directly to us using the hashtag #mbipickuplines.

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